- Woke up in adult-sized footie pajamas.
- Found out my identity was not stolen, just accidently assumed by a man named Michael.
- Discovered, and promptly removed, a nail in my mattress.
- Was "shooshed" by a homeless man*.
* I'm not actually sure if he was homeless, but he did appear unkempt, a bit addled, and was sitting against a brick wall in a side alley. I'll just call him an urban wallflower.
1 comment:
that was probably a veteran celebrating his day, and you almost ruined it. geez.
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