Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dear god no

From the people who brought you my worst nightmare, and a childhood of terror-laden dreams, comes Doll Reader magazine.

A preview of an article from their current issue: "Ginny the Paper Doll 1951—Ginny enjoys a July 4th picnic with all the trimmings."  How much do you want to bet those "trimmings" Ginny's eating are human hearts and deep-fried kitten legs? 

Just knowing that this exists makes me feel like I'm wearing sweat-soaked pajamas.


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