Sandy Crunk!

I am no mathematician, but let me fill you in on a little somthin somthin: four whiskey-7s at Tollgate Inn Restaurant and Lounge + visiting your parents = Blogspot Top Ten!

Today's Top Ten Moments—Sandy Edition:

1. "Oh my god, shut the door—you're getting vomit all over it!" [our 12-year old yellow lab Maverick ate too much, too quick.]

2. Walking into the bathroom to see Sassy, our gender-indeterminate cat, drooling on herself.

3. Watching my brother win $100 playing "Princess" on the slot machines.

4. Watching the "ExtenZe: Male Enhancement Vitamin" infomercial with Grammie and my Step dad (have you ever listened to the line "noticeably thicker and more intense" while your Alzheimer-stricken grandma nodded along?) 

5. Discussing the parallels between Maverick and Brad Pitt's character in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button". Seriously. 

6. Did I mention four drinks at Tollgate?

7. My brother insisting we stop for Raspberry-filled donuts at 7-11 at 10 pm, while mom shouts "if you become obese I'll disown you!". She was joking. I think.

8. Taking fifteen minutes to figure out how to spell "raspberry".

9. Seeing an original photograph of my Great-great grandparents in Belgium. 

10. Trying to type after four drinks at Milkshake—I mean Tollgate.