Before I forget

Last night I had a dream that, amongst other things, I was an older British gentleman. I went into a store (existing within a futuristic Truman Show-esque setting) to buy a fake dwarf for god-knows-what. Instead, I browsed the wide selection of apparel and purchased lime green spandex briefs with fringe dangling down about six inches on either side. On the rear, the word "FACE" was written in black sequins.